Saying Happy Birthday Wishes , Quotes & Messages with Funny

Saying Happy Birthday Wishes , Quotes & Messages with Funny Birthday wishes, quotes and messages come easy for some people. But, for others, knowing what to say or write can be difficult.

We’ve made it easy for you with this collection of birthday wishes, sayings and messages. If you ever been stuck with what to write on a friend’s card or Facebook page, you’ve come to the right place. Never be at a loss for words.

The Best Birthday Wishes

  1. Friends are always close at heart. I’m so glad we are friends.
  2. Happy Birthday! Wishing you all the best for today and in the future.
  3. Hope your birthday is just the beginning of a year full of happiness!
  4. Here’s to celebrating you!
  5. May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories and wonderful moments.
  6. On this special day, I just want to say, “Have a marvelous day!”
  7. You may grow a year old every year, but I hope your spirit remains youthful.
  8. For your birthday, I wanted to get you the thing you need most but how do you gift-wrap a 25-hour day?
  9. Happy Birthday to my favorite person, dearest friend, closest companion, and love of my life!
  10. Today is a gift of life, today it’s your birthday.

Happy Birthday Greetings

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

A happy birthday to a wonderful and terrific marvelous you

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

Age does not matter, you can party as much as you want.

Age is all but a number.

The Best Birthday Wishes for my Bestie!

Because you’re you, I’m celebrating today!

Best day ever: (MM/DD/YY)

Can you hear the skies whispering Happy Birthday in your ears? I can! Wishing you a super fun day!

Happy Birthday Messages

Wishing you a year of joy and friendship.

No need to count your years, we all know you’re one year older than last year.

Go ahead and have another birthday if you want to. But don’t expect me to keep up with you.

We’re going to party like its your birthday!

Grow Old Along With Me, The Best Is Yet To Be.

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Happy birthday and many happy returns of the day.

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Birthday Messages for Friends

Great for Facebook Birthdays, texts and cards.

HBD to someone who deserves a truly happy day.

Happy birthday to someone who is forever young.

Sorry, I Can’t Pop Out Of Your Cake!

Surround yourself with the laughter and love of those you hold dear today and everyday.

Wishing you all the best on your special day.

Facebook Birthday Wishes

Combine these Facebook Wishes with a visual of your friend or family member. A Facebook birthday wish can be short or long. Make it personal.

Happy b-day, may this day always be a special one to remember.

May your B-Day bring the best of everything!

Tell us more about the days when rotary phones were in every house old timer. Just kidding, have a great one!

Have a wonderful day and fabulous year.

Here’s to another year full of experiences, joy, happiness, surprises and good luck. Have a smashing day!

Here’s hoping that you have the most wonderful birthday ever.

Here’s to another year of experience.

Happy Birthday Words

Here’s to celebrating you!

May your birthday be as awesome as you are.

Hope you have a birthday that is as cool as you.

Hope your birthday wishes turn into lots of dreams come true!

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

Good Friends

While your standard birthday reply that you get better with age like fine wine works, please come up with something new this year.

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

I Hope These Brighten Your Day, As You Always Brighten Mine.

May this special day bring you joy and happiness.

Dear friends last a lifetime, so keep up your good health because I planning on living a long time!

Instead of saying that I hope you will have many great things in life to come, I’d like to say that I know you have many great things to come in life. Have a great one!

You are an amazing friend who deserves all the best on this day and every day!

Wishing you special moments all day long!

I’ve often wondered about my tough times, “How did I ever get through?” Then I realized it’s all because I had a friend like you. Have a wonderful day and thank you.

Husbands Birthday Wishes

Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years.

All my love husband on your day to celebrate.

Life is a journey so enjoy every mile.

Birthday Wishes for Husband

May this day bring to you all things that make you smile.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Happy birthday husband – you light up my life.

Birthday Messages

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow.

May this year be the best of your life, until the next one.

Hoping that this year will be your best ever – Love Mom.

May your birthday be filled with excitement, joy, and laughter.

May your Birthday be filled with so many laughs that I can hear them through all the distance between us.

Hoping your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.

May your birthday be so special that you find yourself smiling long after it’s over.

May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

I hope you have meaningful, fulfilled day!

My biggest Birthday wish for you is that you should stay the way you are. Don’t ever change. Many happy returns of the day!

My heartiest wishes to you on your Birthday. Enjoy your day and the life ahead.

Not just a year older, but a year better.

On your Birthday today, may candles bring you the light of good fortune in your life. Wishing you all the best!

One year older and a whole lot wiser.

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Chance, luck and opportunity will come and go. But I will always be here for you no matter what.

Remember, you’ll be this age for only one year but you’ll be awesome forever.

Smile! It’s your birthday.

For Friends

The best part about your Birthday is that we always end up getting good food and great cake.

The first thing that came to my mind this morning was that today is your Birthday.

There isn’t a sweeter person than you Here’s to the best day of your year.

Thinking of you and wishing you all the best on your special day.

Today is not just the end of another year, it’s the beginning of a new one.

Whatever your dreams, whether big or small, may this year be the year in which you have them all fulfilled.

Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy.

Wishing you the loveliest of birthdays.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift, that’s why it’s called a present. Enjoy your day!

You have another 365 days of your life waiting to give you a roller coaster ride to take you from one destination of happiness to another. Have a great Birthday.

Wishing you birthday memories to hold close to your heart! Have a Beautiful Day.

You were born to party.

Happy Birthday Dad

For dad, father, pops are whatever you call him. Best wishes dads birthdays.

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow.

Your birthday is truly an event worth celebrating! Enjoy!

Dad, only the best birthday wishes on this day of days! Happy birthday Dad!

Best Wishes Dads Birthday

Your birthday only comes around once a year, so let’s make today a day to remember.

You’re aged to perfection.

Birthday Wishes for Dad

Some folks don’t believe in super heroes, but they haven’t met my father.

Always wishing I was more like you – have a grand day!

You mean the world to me. Happy B-Day!

You always encouraged us to chase our dreams, and now you have the chance to chase some of your own.

To the man who taught me how to throw a ball, bait a hook and enjoy life. I love you Dad!

More Birthdays Dads

Dads birthdays are always the best – because you don’t have to shop as you already own everything.

You’re not getting older, just more distinguished.

Enjoy your birthday father.

A happy dad = happy wife and happy kids. Thanks for making our lives so great.

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy b-day!

Funny Birthday Card Greetings

Another candle on your cake? Don’t pout. Be glad that you still have the strength to blow the things out.

Celebrate your birthday! Take TWO naps.

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.

I used to think that I was good at math, but then I tried counting your candles.

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, AARP is looking for you.

The nation’s best kept secret, your true age

You’re older, wiser and too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.

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29 again? Talk about recycling!

A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent and someone who reminds of myself!

I hope you have a great one. After all, you are old now!

Funny Birthday Messages

Age is just a value; the higher the age the higher its value.

Another birthday? Before you start feeling old and depressed, just keep this in mind: I have pantyhose older than you!

Another birthday? Why it seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger.

Another year, another new ache.

At birthday time, it’s good to remember our friends. Actually, it’s good to remember anything

Better to be over the hill than burried under it. Wishing you the happiest of days.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and throw a party. Enjoy your day!

Can you blow out all these candles or should I call the fire department?

Can you guess what I want to be when I grow up? As much fun as you!

Congratulations on turning another year older and still looking like a teenager.

Birthday Card Belated Messages

Happy belated birthday!

I hope your big day was all that you hoped for.

Wishing you all the best – just a little late.

I hope your birthday was as special as you are.

I’m so lucky to have such a great friend like you… who’d forgive me if I forgot his(/her) birthday.

Sorry I forgot the most important day of the year… your birthday!

I may have forgotten your birthday, but I didn’t forget about you!

2, 4, 6, 8, sorry that this birthday cheer is late!

Birthdays Belated

It feels like you just had a birthday the other day. Oh yeah, sorry I am late.

My best wishes to you, even though are belated.

Even though this message comes to you a little late, the wish it brings for happiness is good on any day date. Happy belated birthday.

Forgetting a Birthday doesn’t mean you forget a person. And remembering a Birthday doesn’t mean you remember the person. Here’s a genuine Belated Happy Birthday wish from me.

I am sorry, I missed your birthday. But my wishes are always with you.

Sorry I forgot your Birthday. I hope you had a grand and special celebration with your loved ones and friends.

What to Write in a Birthday Card

  • You get one birthday per year. Spend it wisely, or not.
  • Celebrating your birthday is important because you are important.
  • It’s time to take some time to have some fun. It’s your day today!
  • I sincerely hope you feel special on your special day!
  • My favorite day to celebrate you is on your birthday. I hope you let me enjoy you enjoying it.
  • Don’t think of it as just a birthday cake. It’s much more than that. It’s a dazzling pyrotechnic display.
  • On your birthday, the icing on the cake is just the icing on the cake.
  • Now you only have to wait roughly 525,600 minutes until your next birthday.
  • If I made a wax replica of your birthday cake it still wouldn’t have as much wax as the candles on your birthday cake.
  • Are you sure you are older? You don’t look any older than you were yesterday.
  • I don’t care that tomorrow will no longer be your birthday. I think we should keep celebrating for at least a week.
  • Since it’s your birthday, you can do anything you want as long as you act your age.
  • Never get too old to be my friend. Fortunately, I don’t think that’s possible.
  • I would wish you a happy birthday, but I would rather demand it.
  • You are the opposite of a dog. You age 7 times slower than regular humans.
  • When are you going to look your age again?
  • I don’t like having to remind you how old you are because I can’t remember anymore. Both of us must be getting old.
  • In my opinion, your birthday is a great reason to celebrate. I’ve celebrated less important occasions.
  • You have a whole new year of life to spend before your next birthday. Don’t spend it all in one place.
  • Just think what it would be like if you had never been born. You’d be out of space by now for sure.
  • I’m trying to figure out how old you really are, but I don’t even think an international spy could figure out that mystery.
  • I am not just wishing you a happy birthday; I insist that it be a spectacular birthday!
  • Enjoy your birthday. You can’t return it once it’s spent.
  • It may be your birthday, but your birth is the gift that keeps on giving to me.
  • You may not be able to change your age, but you can always change your hair color.
  • If I told you to have a happy birthday, would you actually take my advice for once?
  • I like having friends like you who age well.
  • I like celebrating your birthday almost as much as I like celebrating mine.
  • A birth is a beautiful thing, especially when it results in a beautiful person like you.
  • I hope you have the kind of birthday that you can remember until your next one.
  • You are my favorite person born on your birthday, but don’t tell (insert famous person’s name who has the same birthday).
  • You are my gift that was made possible by your birth.
  • Your birthday is a good reminder to me that you are actually just a regular human being. Sometimes I think of you as a superhuman because of all the amazing things you are able to do.
  • Your birthday would just be any other normal day if it wasn’t for such an awesome person being born on that special day.
  • If Scientists try to tell you they know when the world was created, ask them which day we should celebrate as Earth’s birthday. Make sure to ask what presents the Earth would like on that day.
  • Each year that you find yourself still alive is a good reason to celebrate. That’s what makes birthdays more special the older you get.
  • Happy Birthday to one of the coolest people I know!
  • Even though you are getting older today, you’re still my (son, brother, daughter, sister). I’ll always treat you that way.
  • Your life has been a blessing to many people. Your birthday is a celebration for all of us who know you.
  • Keep aging like a fine wine. Happy Birthday!
  • I can’t imagine my world without you. Happy birthday to you and me!
  • Get older, but don’t change too much. I like you just the way you are now. Happy Birthday!
  • Your birthday should be a national holiday. I would love a day off work to hang out with you. Happy birthday!
  • Keep having birthdays, because I like having you around.
  • Happy birthday to someone I learn from, admire, and appreciate.
  • Birthdays are a great time to treat yourself to something nice. Here’s a little something to give you a nice birthday. (Include a gift card or money)
  • Happy birthday! I hope you feel special and have a great day. You are one of the coolest people I know.
  • I hope you feel older today, but only by one day. You’re only one day older than you were yesterday.
  • I love celebrating your birthday. That’s because I love you!
  • On your birthday, keep in mind that your Father in heaven knew you even before you were born. He decided to create you as the special person you are.
  • Here’s a question to ask yourself each time you have a birthday. There are many things that get better with age and many that get worse with age. Which type will you be? Will you be something that gets better like wine, or something that gets worse like French fries?
  • It’s your birthday! Party, eat cake, open presents, blow out candles, and make a wish.
  • I’m not just wishing you an awesome birthday, I’m demanding it!
  • Eat cake, open presents, and have an awesome birthday!
  • I hope you have the best birthday you have ever had in your ___ years.
  • You are just old enough to really enjoy your birthday. Happy Birthday!
  • I am wishing you a youthful feeling birthday.
  • Best wishes on your birthday from your happy birthday wisher.
  • Don’t forget to include me in your birthday wishes when you blow out your candles.
  • I’m wishing you another great year of happiness and prosperity.
  • I wish I could be there on your birthday, but I am sending my love to you.
  • I didn’t want to give you any money for your birthday because money doesn’t buy happiness and I want you to have a happy birthday.
  • Candles are like little friends on your birthday cake. The more, the merrier.
  • A happy birthday starts with a number 2, but unfortunately yours starts with a different digit. Have a good one anyway.
  • Birthdays are a good time to thank your mom for the pushing you out. You couldn’t have done it without her.
  • Age doesn’t matter when it comes to happiness. That’s why I want to tell you to have a happy birthday anyway.
  • Hey! It’s your birthday! Get happy!
  • Just think, yesterday you were a year younger than you are today. And you don’t have to get any older for another year. That should give you a happy birthday.
  • You’re another year older, and you’re still alive. Happy birthday!
  • If today was not your birthday, then it would be totally fine for you to be unhappy. Today, you have no choice. Have a happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday to someone who makes me happy. Maybe I can return the favor today.
  • Have the kind of birthday that only comes along once in a lifetime!
  • I’m leaving some space in your card so you can imagine the really great message I would have written if I wasn’t spending so much time finding you a gift that I didn’t actually shop for.
  • I know I’m not the first person to ever wish you a happy birthday, but right now I’m the most recent!
  • Has anyone told you this year that you look good in your age?
  • I have a friend who is a year older than you were last year on your birthday.
  • One of the best strategies for staying young is to laugh on your birthday. You should laugh with me this year.
  • Aging is a natural process. So is taking a crap. Both stink.
  • You deserve a lot on your birthday considering all the years that need to be celebrated.
  • To calculate your age in people years, take your age and multiply it by 1.
  • The problem with your birthday is that it seems to be on the same day every year.
  • I can’t remember the last time I remembered to remember you birthday. Can you remind me since you are so young?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just the heat coming off of your birthday cake?
  • I hope you feel special on your special day.
  • It seems like just yesterday you were an entire year younger. Slow down!
  • It’s your day. Everything is about you. You can even spit all over a cake, and people will still eat it.
  • My wish for you is that your birthday wishes come true!
  • Your birthday marks the beginning of a wonderful person’s life. Let’s celebrate!
  • 24 hours doesn’t seem like a long enough time to celebrate your birthday. Let’s celebrate your birthday week.
  • I’d be lying if I told you that I’m jealous of you and want your birthday to be awful. I sincerely wish you a good time today.
  • If I had one wish today, it would be to have mind control powers. That’s because I’d use my powers of mind control to make sure you enjoy your birthday.

Birthday Sayings

  • If birthdays were celebrated every week instead of every year, there would be a lot more happy people in this world.
  • You can assume anyone turning 39 for the second time is at least 40.
  • Getting older is just part of life, and the other parts are even worse.
  • The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.
  • The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
  • Some sayings just don’t seem to hold up in certain situations. One is, “The more the merrier.” This doesn’t hold true when you are talking about aging another year.
  • Some things are better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.
  • You’re not old, you’re just well seasoned. You are just like cold fries that are over salted.
  • I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.
  • Each year you get a little wiser, but you still get to act stupid on your birthday!
  • Birthdays are like pizza. Even when they are bad, they are still pretty good.
  • It’s funny that we celebrate a day that most of us don’t even remember, our birthdays.
  • Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
  • Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
  • Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
  • Every birthday is a door that opens to a new 365 foot hallway to walk down. Have a good walk!
  • Life is just a collection of birthdays. I hope you end up with a large collection.
  • Everyone should feel special on their birthday.
  • Birthdays deserve a little extra fun. Unfortunately the extra fun has to be squeezed into 24 hours.
  • On your birthday you get to have your cake and eat it too.
  • Wax tastes better to old people. That’s why their birthday cakes are mostly made of wax.
  • It’s not the cake that’s bad for you. It’s the birthdays that will do you in eventually.
  • Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
  • There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
  • Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. We’re missing opportunities the other 364 days.
  • The more birthdays one has, the more difficult it becomes to remember all of them.
  • It might be the cake talking, but I love birthday parties.
  • It is wise for a man to be nice to his friends on their birthdays. They may return the favor.
  • The best presents one can receive on a birthday are one’s friends’ presence.

What to Include in a Birthday Message

There are many options when it comes to writing in a birthday card. Be funny and make light of aging, or be inspirational about the value of the person’s life. Think about the person for whom you are writing the message and what you think he or she would appreciate most. Here are some tips:

  • Write something nice about the person who is having a birthday.
  • Talk about how their life Jun a purpose, meaning, and positive effects on others.
  • Make inside jokes that only someone who knows the person would know.
  • Wish the person a good future year, since he or she is starting fresh with a new age.
  • Keep the message concise. The person will likely be reading many birthday cards, so keep it short and to the point.
  • Make the person feel special with your words.
  • Have fun with your birthday wish.
  • Be creative in other ways if you can’t write something creative. For example, incorporate your gift into the message of your card, or you can think of a fun way to give the person your card.

How to Write Happy Birthday in Different Languages

One fun thing to write in a birthday card is a language that is meaningful for the recipient. If your friend is into Star Wars, for example, write “happy birthday” in the Wookiee language. For a computer programmer, use binary code.
  • Chinese: 生日快乐!shēng rì kuài lè!
  • English: Happy Birthday!
  • Hindi: जन्मदिन की शुभकामनाएं! or Janmdin kee shubhakaamanaaein!
  • Spanish: ¡Feliz cumpleaños!
  • Arabic: عيد ميلاد سعيد! or e’id milad sa’ed!
  • Indonesian: Selamat ulang tahun!
  • Russian: С днем рождения! or S dniem rozhdieniya!
  • Portuguese: Feliz aniversário!
  • French: Bon anniversaire!
  • German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
  • Italian: Buon compleanno!
  • Japanese: 誕生日おめでとう!or tanjoubi omedetou!
  • Text Messages: Hppy B-day!
  • Baby Talk: Habba Burday!
  • Binary Code: 1011011010 001011010!
  • Pig Latin: Appyhay Irthdaybay!
  • Klingon: qoSlIj DatIvjaj!
  • Wookiee: Uuuuugh Ughh!

Common Words for your Message

These are some common descriptive and related words that work well in birthday messages. Look at this quick list for ideas. Choose a handful to put together in different combinations to come up with an original idea.

Adjectives: Amazing, fun, awesome, crazy, super, youthful, cool, blessed, cute, wonderful, lively, energetic, smart, wise, happy, classic, timeless
Verbs: Celebrate, party, reflect, bless, grow, age, laugh, cry, wish, hope, dream, mature, live, die, watch, believe
Nouns: Present, wisdom, beauty, success, dreams, energy, wit, years, time, life, happiness, surprise, maturity, candles, cake, balloons, gray hair

Belated Birthday Wishes

You are fun and fabulous. You are fabulous fun. Even if I am a bit late is saying so. Hope it was a fun birthday.

Silly me. I missed your birthday. What was I thinking. Hope it was fun.

I hope all your birthday wishes came true.

Even though I missed your birthday by a mile, I hope you celebrated it with smile.

Hope your Birthday was happy and totally great. Have a wonderful year!

Oh no! I forgot your special day! I’m so sorry dear. But I hope that your birthday was indeed a very special day for you. Belated Happy Birthday to you. I wish you have a fabulous year ahead.

It’s apparent that you have been blessed with many things on your birthday. Unfortunately, a punctual birthday card from me, was not one of those things

That trip around the sun was just faster than I expected and so I am a bit late in saying “Happy Birthday!”

Have a Party

You are not just one more year older but one more year wiser!

I missed wishing you on the big day and I missed out on the celebrations too! Let’s celebrate again and raise a toast to the Birthday of a fantastic individual and a genuine human being.

You live life in the fast lane but I move a little slower. That is why I am a little behind you on celebrating your birthday.

I wanted to be the first one to wish you, but I couldn’t! I deeply regret that! Hope you had one of the best birthdays this year. Belated Happy Birthday to a very special person. May God bless you!

I like to celebrate your birth-month instead of your birthday. It is still your birth-month isn’t it?

Belated Message Birthday

Sorry about being late with your birthday, but at least now you don’t have to wait an entire year before getting birthday cards again

Sorry I forgot your birthday. Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?

My wishes may be late, but are straight from the heart. May this year be filled with sweet and lovely surprises all the way. May everyday be a day worth looking forward to for you. Belated Happy Birthday to you.

I hope you had a day filled with laughter, fun and frolic because a special person like you deserves the best on your birthday!

Don’t think of these birthday wishes as being late, rather, extremely early for your next celebration.

A belated birthday wish that your life will continue to be filled with the happiness you deserve.

I may be the last one to wish you but my wishes are not the least. Belated Happy Birthday! I hope you had a memorable day.

My best wishes to you, even though are belated.

Double kisses and double hugs are your bonus gift to make up for being late to wish you the best.

Happy Belated Birthday. When things get busy, time slips by, but birthdays never wait. So finally when we send our greetings, they may be just a little late. But when it is someone so special that we like a lot, our thoughts are always on time, it is just our greeting that is not.

Whoop it Up

Even though I missed your birthday by a mile, I hope you celebrated it with smile.

Better late than never so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Wishing you all the best my friend.

I am sorry I missed your birthday, you have had so many I lost track.

This wish is late so that you can celebrate your birthday longer.

Sorry I forgot your birthday, my memory gets worst year after year. I think you understand what I’m talking about.

Your birthday came and went Here’s the card I should have sent.

I didn’t really forget your special day, I just figured you deserved more than one.

The bad news is that I forgot to wish you a happy birthday on time. The good news is I forgot your age.

Sorry I missed your birthday. I swear that this only happens to me like once a year.

Watch the Minions sing “Happy Birthday”

Funny Wishes (and late)

Happy belated birthday to someone who now has free reign to forget mine.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Knowing how much fun you can be, I assume that the party is still going and that I am not late for your birthday. Keep on having fun.

A late birthday card is a lot like a bill from the doctor. Both tell you that you are getting older and both are a big surprise.

Fashionably late. Hope it was great.

I hear you’re celebrating a belated birthday,but all the other fools sent them on time!

Don’t hate me because I forgot your birthday. Hate me because I’m beautiful.

I wanted to give you your birthday card late so that you would have enough time to grieve the loss of your youth.

Just because I missed your birthday doesn’t mean that you don’t look like a monkey. Hope you had a barrel of fun.

Wishing you a happy birthday late

I truly regret not eating cake on your birthday so I plan to eat 2 desserts today to make up for it.

Birthday cards are like a group of high school P.E. class students running on a track. There are always some stragglers, and I’m the fat kid who smokes.

I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember that I forgot your birthday.

Time seems to speed up the older you get, so at your age, I figured you wouldn’t even notice the time that went between your birthday and getting your card.

I can be wrong, I can be crazy, but I can’t be too late in wishing you a happy birthday.

My forgetting to give you your birthday card on time is proof that you are growing up way too fast.

I am late wishing you a Happy Birthday because I was worried that you would still be in your birthday suit.

I know you must be bugged because I missed your birthday. But I didn’t really forget it. I just didn’t want to remind you that you are growing old! Belated Happy Birthday anyway. I’m sure you had a blast!

I could have sent you a birthday greeting on your birthday and I could have started Google, but I didn’t. You are happy with Google so why not be happy with me being a little tardy in saying Happy Birthday!

Ran out of time birthday wishes

I cannot describe what you mean to me. You are the most beautiful and the most talented person on earth. Hope that makes you forgive me or else I can still do better. Just kidding, Belated Happy Bday.

Good thing you are getting more patient the older you get. Happy belated birthday

Houston, we have a problem. I spaced out and forgot your birthday. Was it out of this world?

It took me so long to write in your birthday card that I now have the perfect thing to say… Sorry I’m late, and happy belated birthday.

I thought that you wouldn’t celebrate your birthday after you turned 29. I guess I counted wrong and you are 29 this year. Sorry I am late. Happy Birthday.

My dog ate your birthday card, that is why this Happy Birthday wish is a little late.

I would tell you the super-secret reason that I am late wishing you a Happy Birthday, but it is classified information and is available only on A NEED TO KNOW basis.

Where does the time go? Another year passed before I could get your birthday greeting out.

General Birthday Wishes

As you look back on yesterday, may your memories be warm ones. As you celebrate today, may your heart be filled with happiness and joy. As you look ahead to tomorrow, may your deepest hopes and dreams come true for you!

I wish you to celebrate all the wonderful things that make you so special, not just on your special day, but on every day of the year!

I wish you luck, happiness and riches today, tomorrow and beyond.

Wishing you health, love, wealth, happiness and just everything your heart desires. Happy Birthday

I wish that for every extra candle on your cake, you receive an extra reason to smile. Happy Birthday to you!

Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning, and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You’re a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!

Also Read: Top 30 Happy Birthday Pictures, Wishes, Images | Birthday Greetings

Happy Birthday Wishes & Poems

Wishing you happiness
To welcome each morning,
Wishing you laughter
To make your heart sing.
Wishing you friendship
Sharing and caring,
And all of the joy
The birthday can bring!

There couldn’t be a better day
To take a chance to say,
That you are wished a joy and luck-
Be happy everyday!

Happy birthday to someone I love so much. One who has that “special touch”, always a smile upon your face. Everything you do is with style and grace. Please know today how special you are. Wherever you go – whether near or far.

Also Read: Birthday Messages & Wishes

Happy Birthday Wishes for Friends

For my favorite friend, I wish you all your favorite things on your lucky day.

Do you know why I never need to ask for any blessings from God? That’s because He has given me friends like you! Happy Birthday to you dear friend.

The perfect recipe for your year ahead should be 20 percent love mixed with 30 percent luck. Add on top 20 percent courage and garnish it with 30 percent health. Say cheers to life and have a Happy Birthday!

Special friends are a rare find, but am I glad that you are one of mine! Happy Birthday to a friend I’ll never forget!

Wishing my friend a beautiful day
Hopes and dreams I’m sending your way
May all be good and all come true
On this very special day for you!

You are such a special friend,
Who deserves a special day,
For being who you are and
Bringing joy in every way.
You make me smile and laugh,
With everything you do,
So today I get to send
A special Birthday wish to you!

Also Read: Top 30 Birthday Wishes for Friends, Best Friends

Happy Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

No birthday gift will be enough to make up for the the gift you gave me – the gift of your love. Happy Birthday to amazing little you!

Happy Birthday to the sweetest girlfriend ever! You deserve all the success, happiness and love in the world. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life together.

On the lovely occasion of your birthday, I just want to remind you that I deeply, truly, madly am in love with you. Let’s make the most of your big day today!

Do you believe in miracles? I sure do, Because I found you! Happy Birthday to the best girlfriend in the whole wide world!

With as much love, as I can share,
I wanted to let you know I care
Enough to send some love your way,
On your very special day!
Happy Birthday, sweetheart!

Nothing brings me more happiness than the smile on your face. I want to see that smile on my girlfiend’s lips forever. Celebrate! You deserve the best.

Also Read: Top 10 Happy birthday card

Happy Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

It’s time to pop the champagne, make some real noise, throw confetti and burst balloons. Have a superb day and a fantastic year ahead of you!

Happy Birthday to the lovely boy of my dreams. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life and party like there’s no tomorrow.

Today will be remembered
In so many lovely ways,
And we will start together
One more year of happy days!

Two hearts together – one true love forever!
Happy Birthday, my super special boy!

I love you because of what you do for me:
You encourage me when I’m down,
You make me feel good about myself,
You make me laugh,
You show me your love in so many ways.
Happy Birthday, my love and my friend!

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Peole celebrate birthdays not just because of the gifts and trinkets they might receive. Rather, it’s for that warm feeling of happiness and gratefulness for all the blessings they receive each year. Share these inspirational messages and wishes on your beloved’s birthday. Let’s spread these beautiful messages and images on this very special day!

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Happy Birthday Quotes

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”

“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.”

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

“Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had, and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.”

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Birthday wishes for Family Members

Wishes for Daughter:

Happy Birthday to our beloved daughter. May you be blessed with all the good things you deserve.

You have always made me (us) proud. Happy Birthday to my (our) dearest daughter.

No matter how old you are, to me you will always be my little girl. Have a brilliant Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my little girl. I wish you to love life and never stop dreaming! May beauty and happiness surround you today and always!

As parents we hope that you touch the life of thousands of other people with the same happiness, care and love that you have touched ours. Happy Birthday to the best daughter in the whole wide world!

Also Read: Best Birthday Wishes for Daughter with Pictures

Birthday Wishes for Son:

Words are simply not enough to express how amazing I feel to have you as my son. I love you. You make my life complete. Happy birthday, son!

I thank God everyday for the wonderful blessing he has bestowed upon your mother and me. Happy birthday son, I hope it is your best day ever.

Son, you’re our greatest blessing. May your birthday and all your tomorrows be blessed with everything good in life!

When your mother was pregnant we asked God to give us a son who grows up to become hard working, honest and successful. You are living proof that God does answer prayers. You have made us the proudest parents in the world!

Birthday Messages for Brother

Dear brother, you suddenly look more mature, wise, smart, clever and beautiful. Is it a miracle of the heavens or is it your Birthday today? Make it grand!

Thank you for all the fantastic and irreplaceable memories. I’m sending you loads of wishes on your Birthday, brother!

On your Birthday I want to say that I’m very thankful to God for letting me have such a caring brother in my life! May you get the best of everything in life.

The childhood moments that I’ve shared with you are the closest to my heart than any other. I wish you a great Birthday and a great life ahead!

Today is a perfect day to tell you that you are:
B – Brilliant
R – Resilient
O – Outstanding
T – Tolerant
H – Honest
E – Entertaining
R – Responsible
Enjoy your Birthday, brother!

Also Read: Top 20 Birthday Greetings & Wishes for Brother

Birthday Wishes for Father

I feel so blessed to have you as my Dad. I Wish you a very warm and happy birthday.

If only all the children in the world
Could have a father as loving as you
The world would be a better place for all
So Happy Birthday, Daddy, to you!

Dear Father, thanks for being there for me and supporting me all my life. Here’s wishing the best of blessings and good luck on your Happy Birthday!

I may not have told you often but i want you to know You are the best Dad anyone could have and I’m really lucky to have you. Happy birthday dad!

You’re the biggest celebrity of my life, Dad! On your Birthday today, I wish to thank you for every single thing you’ve done for me in life and every single smile you’ve given me. May the Lord bless you and keep you.

Birthday Wishes for Mothers

Dearest Mother, you guided me and gave me your boundless love. On your birthday I wish you much peace and joy. May your day and year be filled with blessings, and be as wonderful as you.

You are an everlasting bloom in a wonderful garden where only love and beauty grows! Happy Birthday, dearest Mother!

There is no other Mom like you. You stood by me even when I was wrong. I’m sending my love on your birthday and want to tell you how special you are to me today and always.

Good kids come from good Mothers! You have always been the most amazing Mom. I am so grateful to share this special day with you!

Many Are Your Gifts. A heart that knows love, a soul that knows joy, a spirit that knows giving. Thank you for being everything a child could ever want. Happy Birthday, dear Mommy!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

I wish to send thousands words to you… But I’ll reduce them only in 3 magical words! WHERE’S THE PARTY??? And what did you think? Happy Birthday, sweetie!

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

May all of your birthday wishes come true!

Also Read: Funny Birthday quotes, message, pictures

May each day be special for you and your beloved ones. Remember them with joy as you share these happy birthday wishes!

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For Sister

Don’t do anything embarrassing on your birthday this year. You don’t have as much time to live it down as you used to.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

May your birthday be happy Sis – you deserve it!

Don’t worry sister, you’re not getting older you are getting more like mom.

To The World’s Best Mother, Daughter, Sister & Friend.

Happy Birthday Sis – you’re one of a kind and that’s what I love about you.

For your birthday you get another year of me being impolite, annoying and ungrateful towards you. Wishing you all the best.

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

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Happy Birthday To You!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Happy Birthday my friend who in dog years would by now be…uh-oh dead! Ha ha. Enjoy your day!

On your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before we eat your cake.

To a man who is really younger than he looks.

And, to a not-so-old oldtimer.

For a person who is smart, good looking and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

To someone who still looks good. In fact, almost lifelike.

Happy Birthday to you, so what if you live in a zoo!

Scientific studies have almost proven that cake is calorie free on your birthday. So enjoy.

That piece of cake is loaded with fat and calories which could, theoretically, take years off your life. If you don’t want it, can I have it?

You’re one year closer to your death day.

Here’s to the future and many more candles to come.

Birthday Greetings and Wishes

What’s your secret, a time machine or something?

Happy Birthday. You’ve got a great life, you look wonderful, and your health is good. How could a measly present from me compete with that?

Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.

Here is a short and simple birthday wish. Have a sensational day!

Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.

What to write in a friend’s birthday card

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…

So many candles… so little cake.

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink what ever is in the glass.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

How do you plan to celebrate the milestone that makes you closer to old age and death? Have a superb Birthday.

I always forget to get the gifts but I’m always there when you cut the cake. Have a great day my friend.

What to write in birthday card for your boyfriend

I can’t believe that you are turning another year older. It seems like just yesterday we were the same age.

I wouldn’t say that you are old; you’ve just been around longer than most of us.

If I’d known that you were going to live this long, I would never have given you that expensive gift last year.

Beautiful birthday wishes from just one of your lifelong admirers.

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Let’s share a birthday hug right now… before you realize that there’s no gift for you.

May you live to be old and toothless.

Money’s tight. Times are hard. Here’s your friggin’ birthday card!

On this birthday I wish that you have a young life by living honestly, eating slowly and learning to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!

Since today is your Birthday, we’ll make sure that we behave. As long as you’ll give us cake. Wishing yo the best birthday ever!

Moms Greetings

Happy birthdays moms! Make your Mom happy on her birthday with one of these selections.

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

Hope your happy Mom on your celebration day.

Happy Birthday Moms

Thanks for inviting us all to come celebrate your birthday!! Hope the cake is good, All the best.

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems.

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are. (mother birthday greeting for someone with a sense of humor)

More Mother Birthday Messages

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

Mom birthday time is here. It’s a celebration!

You’ve earned the right to scream and shout ‘Its my birthday!’

God created you for a special purpose. Happy Birthday! Wishing you awesome years of joy and success ahead.

You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it sure doesn’t show. Congratulations.

Happy Birthday Sayings

Two things in the world that come to you without any reason are blood pressure and age. You’d rather prefer the latter than the former!

Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past you can’t change it 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Want to know how to keep an old guy in suspense on his birthday? I’ll tell you later.

Wanted to send you something really nice for your birthday but the machine just kept taking my quarters.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it

When a tree gets a year older, it makes a growth ring by adding another layer of tissue around its girth. Boy, does that sound familiar.

Wishing you a great day, year, century (just joking). HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you have a great day.

You’re another year older and another year wiser. So I’m sure you can figure out there ain’t no gift for you

You’re having a birthday! Well, I think I speak for everyone in the office when I say Hope this means snacks!

Short Birthday Messages

You are only as old as you act.

Birthday Wishes for You: Have an Awesome Day!

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Bday!

No one loved birthday celebrations as much as you – so enjoy!

You know you’re grown up when you stop growing tall and start growing wide.

You should really celebrate on your birthday. Take TWO naps today.

You sure don’t look your age… I mean that in a good way.

Hoping all of your birthday wishes come thru – well, all except one, so you have something to shoot for next year.

You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

You age like cheese. Yes, you just keep getting smellier!

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

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